the-lonely-scottish-guy: ‘stop being overdramatic’ they say ‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist
insomniaccity: (anything) feat. Pitbull
naamahdarling: kwisten: fibromyalgiaproblems: “But don’t let your illness stop you!!!1!1!!” I’m not “letting” my illness stop me it just plain IS stopping me it’s an ILLNESS it makes me ILL that’s what it DOES. Everyone needs to read this. Seriously. People seriously do not fucking understand the concept of “SICK AND WILL NOT GET BETTER,” or “NO, ACTUALLY, THERE’S SHIT I CAN’T FUCKING...
quoms: imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away
meladoodle: we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son
I like how if I scroll too fast on my ipod tumblr,...
It’s like it’s halfway through a panic attack and just goes “fuck it” and shuts down everything. NOPE CAN’T SEE THAT MANY GIFS AT ONCE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA /boop/
voldemortsblog: bloodandgutsinhighschool: cleargummibears: santahale: Robert Pattinson wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be A Pretty Cool Guy” Award. Cole Sprouse wins the “Seems To Be A Cool Guy But Turned Out To Be A Douchebag” Award Chris Brown wins the “Most Likely To Be A Douchebag But Turned Out To Be An Even Bigger Douchebag” Award. Leonardo DiCaprio...
Random Access Memories is streaming on iTunes →
ofowsla: what are you waiting for?? Its not streaming on itunes as far as I can see, so anyone else with this problem can listen to it here http://grooveshark.com/#!/album/Random+Access+Memories/8814557
Reblog if you have ever started watching a show...
he-wears-a-pair-of-silver-wings: deanspecialunicorn: ivystiel: timelordparadise:
Uggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh I am a socially awkward little shite. Uggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
sorryforpartybarackin: *watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
kaalashnikov: themaus: onediwreckingmylife: at monash university in melbourne the women’s department had a bake sale and cupcakes were one dollar for men and eighty cents for women and seventy cents for trans* people to represent the wage gap and heaps of guys kicked off about it being sexist and that’s how i finally understood how hypocritical and ignorant men’s rights activism is to be...
da-strider: HYPERBOLE AND A HALF HAS UPDATED I REPEAT HYPERBOLE AND A HALF HAS UPDATED THIS IS NOT A DRILL
His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he...– 50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)
whatisleon: hey guys if you ever feel down on yourself just remember there was a study that showed that 95% of blogs are abandoned after 120 days and you are still here you beat the odds guys proud of u
frickingstyles: i will never understand the logic of screaming as loud as possible at a concert like wow you finally get to see them live in concert let’s make sure no one hears them at all
SUCCESS I think.
I managed to convince my parents I’d be able to move out? They’re writing the check for the deposit on the apartment tomorrow? That went better than expected…? >_> We’ll see for certain tomorrow? Suspicious question marks everywhere? ?
smash-brother: “Recreate any Series cover using ONLY Clipart and Comic Sans” I bent the rules slightly but I think I got the message across.
dj-bsnow: If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple “Thank You” will suffice. None of this “How did you get in my house” business. So rude