July 2012
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Mom: are you ready to leave
Me: yeah hold on
5 minutes later
Me: Okay I'm ready
Mom: Okay, but first I have to curl my hair, walk the dogs, watch Gone With The Wind, read this novel, cook enough food for the entire country of Africa, run a 5k marathon, write out my life story by hand, and take a nap
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Patricide (take two).
My bedroom is in the front corner of our house.
It is a detached house, so we have a walled path leading from our front to our back garden.
This path is closed off to others by a big wooden gate.
The big wooden gate is located about half a meter away from the head of my bed, through one wall.
It is a windy night.
Father has not closed the gate.
Offspring number two (my good self) is very...
biacomcafe:
“if you don’t reblog this you are-“ yes I am the worst human being in the world
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Mum: Can I borrow your laptop?
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of tumblr*
Me: *Double checks deleted history*
Me: *Close Chrome*
Me: *Open Internet Explorer*
Me: Sure
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June 2012
26 posts
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