EEEEGG! Egg.

me: so….. see anything interesting lately?
the many eyed creature living in my basement: YOUR LAUNDRY IN THE WASHING MACHINE. IT WAS DONE CYCLING 4 HOURS AGO
me: oh shit i forgot thanks
count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what
*he turns into a swarm of bats* ah shit 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva:
noraguthrie-deactivated20211117:
I don’t think helping blind people is what prevents the dismantling of nuclear weapons
cats will be like oh you’re walking somewhere? no WE’RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is ‘there’ btw
so true beastie *we are laying in a field of dandelions and i am petting your massive snout* *you are 30 feet long and i love you*
